Thursday, November 22, 2012

Happy Turkey Day!

From soldiers, up and down the ranks
to workers in groceries and banks.
Whatever your faith is
(or even atheists!)
today's a good day to give thanks.

This is what Turkey Day means, right?

Saturday, November 17, 2012


Want to treat people's souls well,
and keep them from going to hell?
Put the Commandments
on a monument.
Just make sure you know how to spell.

11. Thou shalt use a spellchecker.