Happy Turkey Day!

From soldiers, up and down the ranks
to workers in groceries and banks.
Whatever your faith is
(or even atheists!)
today's a good day to give thanks.

This is what Turkey Day means, right?

Commanding

Want to treat people's souls well,
and keep them from going to hell?
Put the Commandments
on a monument.
Just make sure you know how to spell.

11. Thou shalt use a spellchecker.